Funny Things.....

Funny things only during Xmms in a Hostel :-

1.We hv to wait outside bathroom half hour before Xxam
  timing yelling 'oye kab niklega!!!time ho gaya hai'

2.On the night b4 each Xam we prepare some backup by
  telling 3-4 people,'oye! kal kaise bhi 5 baje utha dena
  warna meri watt lag jayegi.....'

3.We see mass gathering in a few rooms. These r d rooms
  of ADEs(Angels during Exams).They hv already completed
  der course n now they bocome d lecturers n dare 2 do what
  was impossible for even best Professers.(ignore use of best)

4.After Xam,every student ask to atleast 100 others,'oye!! tera
  kaisa hua ??'.If d paper goes good(rarely),above action is a
  result of anxiety, else aim is 2 find people in same si2ation.

5.After paper,if students prayers r acepted by GOD,all d teachers
  will rot in hell. Sabki jubn pe ek hi baat rahti hai, 'Ye XYZ
  teacher sala bum harami hai !!'
 
6.Doesn't matter how much tough paper u hv next day......u'll find
  anytime atleast 10 guys watching TV and playing TT...aur agle din
  ki tayari bhi raat se pehle start nahi hoti.

7.Weakend holidays between xmmms just slip of our hand like someone
  pressed d fast forward button.On Sunday evening we say,'Do din
  kahan gayab ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala be !!'

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