Sunday, September 18, 2011

What life is all about?

This is the question that has kept me awake countless nights.Also It is making me do day dreaming. Answer to this question has not been constant for me. It has kept changing as I passed from one to other age group. In my childhood, it could have been an airplane which I saw hanging at a Toy shop. In the teenage, it could have been having a girlfriend or being popular in my school. But now, when I am an Adult, when I have to be Self-dependent and even start supporting others. Now, What do you think is my answer to the above question?

I try to answer this question by Success, knowledge, Family, Friends ,etc. But these are the ones which only sound good. Do we actually think of these before going to sleep? or when we are in the bathroom? or during boring lectures or during sipping a cup of tea or coffee in the evening standing in the balcony? For me, at this point of life, the answer to this question is MONEY. The western culture and modern lifestyle is alluring us which demands more money, but supplies from parents are limited. I think this is the story of all the students who are on the verge of completing their Student life. I have no idea how long Money will serve as solution. It may change in future when I have achieved something or when I have started generating a lot of money. Sometimes, I get a blurr image of that future desire when I think about it constantly for hours. But, it is never clear enough. So, I leave that to the future version of me . And for now, I am happy with this definition of life. :))

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Murder of English

Just read and have fun...

Beware: your stomach will ache...

The Leave Applications ; )

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith."

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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below."

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'. As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The man who tweeted the attack on Osama bin Laden -- without knowing it

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Funny Things.....

Funny things only during Xmms in a Hostel :-

1.We hv to wait outside bathroom half hour before Xxam
  timing yelling 'oye kab niklega!!!time ho gaya hai'

2.On the night b4 each Xam we prepare some backup by
  telling 3-4 people,'oye! kal kaise bhi 5 baje utha dena
  warna meri watt lag jayegi.....'

3.We see mass gathering in a few rooms. These r d rooms
  of ADEs(Angels during Exams).They hv already completed
  der course n now they bocome d lecturers n dare 2 do what
  was impossible for even best Professers.(ignore use of best)

4.After Xam,every student ask to atleast 100 others,'oye!! tera
  kaisa hua ??'.If d paper goes good(rarely),above action is a
  result of anxiety, else aim is 2 find people in same si2ation.

5.After paper,if students prayers r acepted by GOD,all d teachers
  will rot in hell. Sabki jubn pe ek hi baat rahti hai, 'Ye XYZ
  teacher sala bum harami hai !!'
 
6.Doesn't matter how much tough paper u hv next day......u'll find
  anytime atleast 10 guys watching TV and playing TT...aur agle din
  ki tayari bhi raat se pehle start nahi hoti.

7.Weakend holidays between xmmms just slip of our hand like someone
  pressed d fast forward button.On Sunday evening we say,'Do din
  kahan gayab ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala be !!'

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

My Group Dance Performance


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